i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
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