It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
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