So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
Randomize
