My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
Randomize
