Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
Randomize
