We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
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