I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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