I can't believe the cop was so cool about the whole thing, I mean, I had man mayo all over my jeans.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
