It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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