threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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