That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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