Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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