If i come over, it means nothing
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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