is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Randomize
