Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
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