i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
I was not drunk enough for that final.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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