I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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