you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
you texted me last night and told me you couldn't find the toilet.
That explains the puddle of pee in my closet.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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