He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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