Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Randomize
