Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
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