can we get nightvision for the apartment?
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
So apparently I’m into choking now
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