her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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