you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
Randomize
