I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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