I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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