don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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