I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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