if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
Randomize
