why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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