I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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