if i died would you start the facebook group?
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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