I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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