you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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