David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
So I answered the door in my underwear expecting my boyfriend. Instead I opened the door to Mormon missionaries. Do you think that was a sign from God?
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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