All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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