Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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