i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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