I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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