I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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