the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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