I wish I could teleport
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
Randomize
