dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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