DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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