People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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