So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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