Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
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