we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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