i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
Who put my cat in the fridge?
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