you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
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