You were right. It hurts to walk today.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
Randomize