It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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