Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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