from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
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