I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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