halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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