Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
Randomize
